Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever
reasons I hated Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever:
has replaced Tori Spellings
Mother May I Sleep With Danger? as the
worst movie title ever.
matter what anyone says, Antonio Banderas just cant act! He overacts and mugs more than any respected actor
this side of Gary Oldman.
has ever claimed Lucy Liu can act, and they are right.
Great hair though
Wych Kaos Kaosayananda explains the deep significant artistic meaning of the
film by telling Entertainment Weekly, You come in, a lot of stuff blows up, and you have a good time
watching it.'' And he considers this a selling point.
the fact that the director goes only by the name Kaos. It's doubly annoying that I
bet he won't even get all the Get Smart references.
ads are trying to kiss up to the kids by referring to the main characters as two
extreme agents. What the hell are
based on a video game, for goodness sake. That allows it to join a treasured movie
tradition that also brought us such classics as Resident Evil, Wing Commander, Tomb
Raider and Super Mario Brothers.
has no story, just one explosion, crash, fight or action scene after another. It is
the type of movie that wants to be referred to as a thrill ride. That is the biggest
cliché in the world, trying to forgive films for not having any values other than stunts.
Well, movies have to at least pretend to have stories and characters.
on, who has ever really met anyone named Ecks or Sever?
an hour and a half of my life that I will never get back again.
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